The Happy Pill
Psychodyne Pharmaceuticals has announced the impending release of the long-sought-after Happy Pill. Once called the holy grail of pharmaceuticals, the Happy Pill may herald a new age of civilization.
Psychodyne Pharmaceuticals CEO Gerald Stokes has been unavailable for comment, but spokesman Michael (Mikey) Goodtimes says “dude, it’s awesome. We’re in the final testing phases now and […]