As our afternoon/evening clerk came in, she immediately took a phone call. I could only hear her side of the conversation, of course, but it’s one I had been hearing all day. They were asking about Tamiflu and surgical masks.
As she got off the phone, I explained to her simply - “treat it like Oxycodone […]
Today we were informed by a customer that the shortage of oxycodone is a “big conspiracy” and that we were a part of it. People watch way too much TV, even though he was right - there is a big conspiracy and we are a part of it.
The current oxycodone shortage is the US government’s […]
Psychodyne Pharmaceuticals has announced the impending release of the long-sought-after Happy Pill. Once called the holy grail of pharmaceuticals, the Happy Pill may herald a new age of civilization.
Psychodyne Pharmaceuticals CEO Gerald Stokes has been unavailable for comment, but spokesman Michael (Mikey) Goodtimes says “dude, it’s awesome. We’re in the final testing phases now and […]