The Pharmacy Technician Blog

Psychodyne Pharmaceuticals has announced the impending release of the long-sought-after Happy Pill. Once called the holy grail of pharmaceuticals, the Happy Pill may herald a new age of civilization.

Psychodyne Pharmaceuticals CEO Gerald Stokes has been unavailable for comment, but spokesman Michael (Mikey) Goodtimes says “dude, it’s awesome. We’re in the final testing phases now and it’s just the shiznit.”

Ever since the unexpected growth and success of Sarcasma, traditional pharmaceutical manufacturers have been struggling to come up with new medications with the same potential impact. But, makers of Xanax, Prozac and other medications are downplaying the effectiveness of the latest drug.

Says one anonymous representative of a major manufacturer and competitor of Psychodyne - “come on, who you gonna believe, us or them?”